Hiking with toddlers – some stuff

 

Most people enjoy a stroll through pretty countryside, especially if there’s a good meal and alcohol at the end of it.  Long walks with multiple toddlers doesn’t sound quite as fun, I grant you, but it is perfectly manageable, a hip flask and a good sense of humour will see you through.  Long walks with multiple toddlers in wilderness, though. How does that sound?  Hmmm not sure? Yogi Bear meets Blair Witch, maybe?  Every shade of hell, ending only in everybody’s slow and painful death?

Flying with toddlers – top tips from a realist parent

My perfect flight is peaceful: a nice, relaxing flight.  No deployment of crowd control and/or anger management techniques by anyone, least of all me.